De Pfeffel

A liar, always, the only consistency throughout his life.  His careers in journalism and politics were both greatly advanced by his lies but also, in the end curtailed by them.  He lied to his employers, he lied to all of his wives and mistresses, he lied to parliament, he lied to the monarch and he lied to the British people every time he opened his mouth.

Not just a liar but a hypocrite, caught red handed breaking the very rules he’d set.  Rules that were good enough for visiting a sick relative or even a royal funeral but could be bent out of shape for a Downing street party.  The Prime minister that broke his own laws.

In both of his careers he has been a purveyor of fear and hate; Homophobia, xenophobia, bigotry of all types including published racism, stark and nasty.  Take away the accent and the elaborate language (often used out of context), he could be addressing a Klan rally in Alabama.    All of this bullshit and bluster was driven by his ambition for revenge after being bullied at Eton. De Pfeffel has done more damage to this country than any other politician.

How the hell did he get there?  Who was responsible for allowing this man to stand for parliament?  How can people believe in democracy when people like De Pfeffel and Trump are on the ballot, when MP’s routinely lie in parliament yet they can’t be called out for doing so, when our last three Prime Ministers have been elected by such a tiny proportion of the population?

How can there still be a few, mostly elderly, ordinary people who claim to still support the man?  Do they think lies and hypocrisy are okay?  Or are they just a flock of bleating morons?

But he says he’s stepping down now, although he’s not actually resigned yet and as he has repeatedly proven, he’s not a man to be trusted.  But for once let’s say he does what he says he will, history should judge him harshly along with the bastards and morons who put him there.  He should leave office in disgrace, through the back door

Alexander De Pfeffel Boris Johnson.  Liar, hypocrite, misogynist, bigot, egomaniac, charlatan, total cunt.