What a Test summer that was...

England 2 India 2, probably a fair result?  This series is already being hailed as the best since 2005 and I won’t argue with that, it has been brilliant with two top teams trading blows for six weeks.  Yes I’d say the best since 2005 but it wasn’t better, one thing it lacked was a world class spinner and the stakes could never be so high. But for fine margins India could have been 3-0 up after Lords and the statistics imply India were the better team.  Despite this I feel this is a series England should have won and would have done so had they planned better and got a few more of the basics right.

Dissection

Off the field – The selection of the top seven can’t be questioned, even if it should be.  To be fair all of the players chosen justified their selection at the very least and most had good a summer.  I do think we got it wrong in choosing the bowlers or more accurately the brains trust got the rotation wrong.  If someone had been rested for Manchester, we could have done without Overton at the Oval.  Also choosing Dawson when Bashir was injured seemed a good fit at the time but in hindsight Rehan Ahmed would have been a more BB selection.  He could be our next great all rounder.  One feature of the early years of the BB era was selection, England consistently selected the best XI.  For the last couple of years I don’t think they’ve got it quite right, starting with Bairstow in 2023.  To be fair I don’t think England have been able to select their best XI this summer but the same could be said of India.
What was going on with the pitches this year?  The first four suited India’s bowlers better than it did our own, did we try to beat them at their own game or was there no communication with the groundsmen?  We know bloody well that Australia would never serve up pitches that would suit the opposition.
Then there’s the bloody toss; We all know England like to chase but there will always be times when to do anything other than bat first is just fucking stupid or even arrogant.

On the field - England went into the summer telling us BB had been refined and they would change the pace when necessary. This was the case at Lords and we sneaked over the line but there was little sign of this at the Oval where we gave away too many poor wickets.
Injuries affected both sides but England suffered most, Stokes is irreplaceable as a player and captain but should he manage himself better?  I can’t believe England would have allowed India to score as many runs in the second innings at the Oval if Stokes had been on the field.  Pope may develop into a decent Test batsman but, like Root, he isn’t a captain.  In the same match, if Woakes had not fell awkwardly, England would have won comfortably.

Individually England’s players mostly done okay, Stokes showed super human all round brilliance again, then broke down once more.  There were times when for me his captaincy wasn’t at his usual standard, he allowed the game to drift more than I’ve seen before but on the whole he is still a damn good skipper.

As a unit it is difficult to fault the batsmen; Root, Brook, Duckett and Smith all scored big runs, the latter kept well throughout but his batting tailed off a bit.  Unfortunately Crawley and Pope showed once again that they are not quite good enough when it comes to Test Cricket.  As much as I may like them, their best days just don’t come around often enough.  I have no doubt they’ll both start the first Test this winter but that tour should be the end of the road if they don’t perform.

That Stokes was our best bowler says a great deal about him as a character but is also possibly a disappointing reflection on the rest of the attack? No, to be fair we were unable to select anything like our best attack at any time.  Josh Tongue done very well in his three matches as did Jofra in his two and Atkinson in one.  Carse tried hard but everyone would have expected more from him in the wickets column.  The same could be said of poor Woakes but I suspect injury robbed him of his best return of the series because the Oval would have suited him.  Finally I have to acknowledge that two of our players should really be playing for West indies and at least one other has a Saffer twang.

India 2025 are the most impressive touring team I’ve seen in many years with strength in every position and almost the whole squad has performed well this summer.  Rahul, Gill and Jadeja in particular have really impressed me but for me their man of the series was Siraj, this may be his finest hour and he deserves his success.  Bumrah is an excellent cricketer but I’m not having Michael bloody Vaughan’s ridiculous assertion that he’s the best seamer of all time, he’s not even top ten.  I think stamina and fitness must be considered, Malcolm Marshall never needed to miss a match for a rest and you could reasonably argue that Jasprit was out performed by Josh Tongue who also missed two tests.  Anyway, the series ended with me having maximum respect for this Indian team who are going to be difficult to beat home or away in the years to come.

Looking forward…
We have the small matter of an Ashes series down under coming up this winter and I can’t stop myself speculating about who will be on the plane.  Obviously if fit Ben Stokes will captain and bat at six.  Whatever reservations I may have about Crawley and to a lesser extent Pope, I think our first choice top seven is fixed.  Those two will be joined by the men who played all summer; Ducket, Root, Brook and Smith with Bethell as reserve.  This summer has shown exactly what our seam bowling reserves are like; Atkinson, Archer, Wood, Tongue and Carse are all safe picks if fit.  We’ll need a few spinners and I’d expect Bashir to be picked and I’d take Jack leach ahead of Dawson.  I’m going with a seventeen man squad so that leaves two places.  Rehan Ahmed has already been selected for his leg spin and his county form has been good with bat and ball.  There will always be a question mark over Stokes’ fitness, we may need another all rounder.  That leaves one space, Pope can keep if necessary means no need for a wickie so I think I’d go for another bowler.  Even if Woakes is fit I might not have selected him but changes down under (more to follow…) might make it his time?  If he’s not fit then… well it won’t be Ollie Robinson so if not Woakes then maybe Overton’s height and heart say it his way.

Strangely it seems the nature of Australian wickets has changed drastically in recent seasons, they’ve gone from true, fast scoring batting wickets to mean, green seamers almost over night.  The cynic in me (who me?) would conclude the colonials started planning for this series very early and they feel their best strength is their bowling?

Finally, is it going too far to say this Ashes series is make or break for some of the ever presents of the BB era?  Cricket is a game obsessed with statistics and most of these stats are highly relevant.  Those stats say that Crawley and Pope are not good enough at test level, if they don’t succeed in Australia then get the whetstone out.  I hate to say this but for how long can Stokes continue?  I think he has an eye on the WTC final but if things go bad down under will he still find motivation to keep going through the pain barrier?  Then there’s ‘Baz’ himself.  For all the obvious good he’s done for the team I’ve never really taken to him. It has to be said, as coach and as a player he’s won nothing of note so far.  I’ve previously argued that Manchester weather aside, off field decisions cost us the Ashes in 2023 and, well as I’ve said above, the same could be said for this summer series.

Squad – Stokes, Crawley, Duckett, Pope, Root, Brook, Smith, Bethall, Archer, Atkinson, Wood, Carse, Tongue, Bashir, Leach, Ahmed, Woakes/Overton

An Oval classic

 

The final Test of the summer and it’s not even August (quite) yet.  England had to make changes, Stokes was injured so Pope would captain and Bethell came in at six, his part time off spin meant Dawson would have to step aside to allow four seam bowlers to be selected.  Woakes played again but joined by Tongue, Atkinson and Overton, the latter two coming back from injury, would they be ready?  For India Pant was injured, Bumrah dropped out, Deep came back and Nair found a way back in too.

Day one was gloomy with rain at times, Pope won the Toss and nobody questioned his decision to bowl first.  It was a funny old day with England’s revamped attack bowling some absolute garbage mixed with some unplayable balls.  Woakes took the first wicket Atkinson looked good and took two whilst Overton and Tongue were wayward although the latter snared a couple.  The brilliant Gill had a brain fart and ran himself out and the day finished fairly even with India 204-6.  But the balance may have been shifted by a bad injury to Woakes who would not be able to take any more part in the match, England would be a bowler light.

The second day began in similar conditions and the first session might have been England’s best of the summer.  Tongue broke through early and Atkinson polished off the tail to finish with five and India only added twenty runs.  Next Crawley and Duckett blazed away and England reached lunch at 92-1 and I was thinking ‘carry on like this and the series will be ours’.  Unfortunately the rest of the day saw some of England’s poorest cricket of the year and was frustrating listening.  Good bowling combined with a few daft shots and we were all out for 247, a slender lead which India soon over hauled this with Jaiswal counter attacking and England dropping catches.  The day finished with India leading by 52 runs with eight wickets left and probably slightly ahead in the game.  I couldn’t help feeling England had messed up big time today.

The next morning things went from bad to worse with more dropped catches, Jaiswal completed a ton and even the bloody night watchman got a half century.  India’s final innings of the series saw possibly England’s worst performance in the field in living memory.  In the fourth test the wheels threatened to come off for India but today they did come off for England.  Wickets did fall from time to time – Tongue finished for 5 for - but not often enough to prevent another fifty plus score from the brilliant Jadeja, Sundar slogged a few too many and England were set a target of 374.  This was how we started the series, trying to chase a 370+ score to win a Test match.  Six weeks ago I was confident we could do it but that was not the case today.  The openers started steadily and progressed to another fifty opening stand but no further!  Siraj removed the permanently inconsistent Crawley with the last ball of the day.

The fourth day and almost certainly the final one of the series.  Duckett nudged his way to fifty but didn’t go on, Pope got in and then out again as we see way too often.  But then Root and Brook came out after lunch and just batted sublimely pretty much all afternoon.  It was brilliant, both got hundreds and I almost relaxed but India roared back, dislodging both centurions and Bethell who looked like he knew he was out of his depth.  India were on top again but a sharp shower saw the players leave the field and there wasn’t time to get play started again today.  At the finish England needed 35 runs, India 4 wickets, assuming Woakes will have a go.  So we will have a fifth day as we have in every other Test match this brilliant series and going into it I was thinking it would be great if we had a tied Test match.

Who would believe an hour of this sedate and elegant game could render me a shaking, dribbling, stuttering mess?  Anyone who understands fine art at its pinnacle, or as we call it Test cricket.  In the final innings of the season England couldn’t win, then they couldn’t lose, then in the last two sessions they messed it up.  It may be harsh but in my opinion a couple of them bottled it, but they’ll come back stronger.  Chris Woakes didn’t bottle it, what a bloke and what a moment.  I hope it isn’t his last act in an England shirt but I fear.  India, led by the brilliant Siraj, took the four wickets they needed to win the match and level the series but make no mistake, England should have won this match.  Now the initial disappointment has settled I don’t begrudge India this win I just feel happy to have witnessed five excellent Test matches played by the best two teams in the world.  There'll be a bit more on that subject once I've got my breath back.

Old Trafford

The fourth test from Old Trafford, England made just the one enforced change, I expected the bowling to have been freshened up a bit more?  India shuffled the pack again but crucially Bumrah lead the attack.  England won the toss and bloody bowled again!!  But they did bowl really well without luck and India started sensibly with the bat and by lunch no wickets had fallen, I had that sinking feeling.  After lunch things got a little better with a couple of wickets and India could never score freely.  The day was curtailed by bad light with India 264/4 and with a bad injury to Pant maybe honours even?  I was looking forward to the start the next day’s play already.

A gloomy day two, England needed wickets and Jofra got one early but the Indian batsmen were difficult to dislodge before lunch at which point things were still well balanced.  Pant came out and had a go, India weren’t scoring quickly enough to worry England.  After lunch Archer and Stokes combined to bowl India out, the last five wickets fell for 44 runs and the captain took his first 5 wicket haul for a very long time.  India had finished on 358 which was probably the kind of total England had in mind when we put them in at Birmingham.  How good this total actually was wouldn’t become evident until England had batted and they did so under clearing skies.  The opening stand of 166 seemed to suggest India hadn’t got enough.  Duckett and Crawley both fell a few runs short of a ton but England lost no more wickets to finish the day in control on 225/2.  For the fan one of the more comfortable days of Test Cricket this year.

The third day was as close to easy listening as it gets for an England supporter.  Apart from a few minutes after lunch when a couple of wickets fell and it was possible that maybe the door might open for India.  The rest of the day England just accumulated runs and put overs into the Indian bowlers legs.  Five of the top six passed seventy with Root making 150 and we finished with Stokes 77 not out.  Brook played another terrible shot and will hopefully learn his lesson.  India had their worst day of the tour, with the wheels if not coming off, definitely starting to wobble.  In fact, starting with the toss, the first three days of this match have gone how I and presumably the England team, expected Edgbaston would.  At the end of the day England lead by 186 runs with three wickets in hand.

Saturday started with a bang, England pushed on, led by Stokes who made 141 we were finally all out for 669, a 300+ lead.  There was time for a couple of overs before lunch and Woakes hit them with a double wicket maiden!  I was thinking we’ll win this today.  But Rahul and Gill got together and stayed together and ground it out with an old school Test partnership and the day fizzled out for this England fan.  But well played India 174/2 at the close, I didn’t see that coming.

This stubborn, defiant batting continued into the last day which felt tense for a while but as India smothered everything so this eased.  Occasionally a wicket fell which gave me the flutters again but the second new ball was wasted with spin and in the end the game drifted away into a draw.  You can’t fault Carse for effort but he went wicketless in the match and you can’t criticise Dawson for his control but he only took one.  Fair play to India though, this is some team.

Long before the end I’d given it up for the inevitable draw and I enjoyed watching England women’s football team retain their title of European champions.  The team showed a lot of fight to make the final and to be fair had a little luck in winning the final but we’ll take that.  It has to be noticed that almost all Test matches are won by the team that plays the best cricket but the best team doesn’t always win in football.

A Lords classic

The first day at Lords and although it’s only been a few days I’ve missed Test cricket!  Great to see Archer back in the team but I’m surprised Tongue was the man to miss out?  England won the toss and thankfully batted on a slow, low pitch.  What followed was what we once called “attritional cricket”, certainly not BB!  On the one hand it was good to see England digging in on a tricky pitch but on the other, wasn’t the BB approach supposed to be the answer on these wickets?  Everyone got a start today but Root held everything together to finish on 99* and Crawley did himself no favours.  Bumrah was brilliant again.

The second day started with Root completing another century then a Bumrah burst threatened to derail England.  Smith and Carse put an attacking partnership together to push the total up to 387.  India went in and the recalled Jofra Archer took a wicket with his third ball and was excellent all day.  India tried to occupy the crease, held together by Rahul finished on 145/3.  England slightly ahead after two days?

I tuned in the following morning hoping, almost expecting quick wickets but it didn’t happen!  Rahul got a ton and together with Pant dug in and set the tone for the day with England having to scrap for wickets pretty much all day, Stokes running out Pant was crucial.  India looked like they would go past England’s total but eventually those wickets came with Woakes having a bit of luck for a change and the scores ended up level on first innings.  At the end of their innings India lost 4/11.  Then it all kicked off at the start of England’s second innings with time wasting tactics from Crawley winding up the Indians.

So we had a one innings match now, England batting to set a target but it’s so bloody tense because India bowled well on a wearing pitch and dominated the morning session with four wickets.  After lunch Root and Stokes threatened to steer England into ascendancy but the moment I started to relax Root was out.  The innings stuttered along in this fashion and for the second time this match I ended up thinking that right now BB would be the way to go!  And had England attacked they couldn’t have collapsed more spectacularly.
After an early wicket to Archer the Indian response threatened to take the game away but a late burst from Carse dragged England back into the game, then Stokes bowled the night watchman with the last ball of the day and it’s anyone’s game!

The final day, no sign of rain so a draw is out of the question but the other three results are possible at the start of play but after the opening burst it looked like being a comfortable England win.  It was anything but.  Jadeja was brilliant and with help from the tail he kept India in the game and nudging towards the total.  At times in the afternoon it looked like he was leading India to an unlikely win and from a nervous fan’s perspective, possibly the most uncomfortable final session since the 2005 Ashes.  An injured Bashir took the final wicket and thank fuck for that!!!!!!!!!! 
What a Test match!!  I’m delighted that England got the win and at the same time have a huge amount of respect for the Indian team.  England may be 2-1 up but for fine margins could be 3-0 down, this series has been excellent so far and it isn’t over by a long way. 

Bashir will miss the rest of the series so will England pick a proper spinner or will they squeeze Jacob Bethall into the team?  (Earlier today Dawson was announced in the squad which is a sensible selection.) Will one of the seamers be rested?  Carse was excellent at times in this match but I’d like to see Tongue have another go and the likes of Atkinson and Wood are approaching fitness too.  I moan about Test series’ being over in a flash these days but I can’t wait for the next match.

Edgbaston

 Day one – England won the toss and bowled which didn’t seem too ridiculous after the first test and we almost expect England to roll them over.  Indeed at the end of play around 300 for five I was thinking yes that’ll do if… but that was our high point.  Then day two is all India, or all Shubman Gill, either way by the end of the day only one team could win this match and England to be frank looked clueless and I found myself questioning the decision at the toss.  The third day saw a glorious England partnership of over three hundred by Smith and Brook but either side of this were collapses that meant India had a healthy lead.  Day four was all India and quite painful listening, the lead was extended to over 600 and by end of play England were three down.  What India’s batsmen did in this match was play themselves in which is something England seem to have forgotten in recent years.  It may not sit well with the England brains trust but at the beginning of day five there was every possibility of digging in for a draw but this hope didn’t last long and India wrapped up a deserved thrashing in the last session.

Who said ‘best team in the world’ and ‘5-0’, oh yeah it was me…  With a bit of hindsight England were as lucky as they were brilliant in the first test and could be 2-0 down.  As much as I love Stokes’ England, there have been many times when I’ve been raging in frustration.  There have been several occasions when I can only describe the decision making as arrogant, electing to field here will go down as another.  Unless the whole “we’ll chase” mentality is a double bluff aiming at getting Cummins to make an unlikely call later in the year?  India totally outplayed England in this match in every department; the batsmen got the runs, the bowlers – without Bumrah – made far better use of the new ball.  England did not help themselves by playing on a sub continental style wicket and not making first use of it.  Hopefully they will learn from this experience and won’t have their thinking clouded by stubbornness and arrogance.

I can hope

Glastonbury was all over the BBC this weekend and I enjoyed dipping in and out of radio and TV coverage when I was able.  I really enjoyed Alanis Morisette who was surprisingly good and Self Esteem is a talented lady.  Loyle Carner was pretty good too, he’s a decent song writer but it’s getting a bit ‘samey’ for me nowadays.  Neil Young was okay, I like the music but his voice grates a bit. I enjoyed Goat and the Prodigy on Sunday night made me wish I was there, especially when I had a text from a family member who was in the crowd.  Festival evenings can be truly magical, moved to emotional exhileration by a great performance and going on through the night, trying to keep the high going until exhaustion puts the brakes on.

But before festival nights come festival days which involve walking miles, often in extremes of weather whilst being bombarded from all sides by distractions designed to lift the cash from your wallet.  My first festival was the ‘Monsters of Rock’ in 1984 and in the forty years since festival comfort has improved beyond belief but comfort comes at a cost.  Festival commercialism slowly crept up on us and these events once a celebration of counter culture were kidnapped by the Establishment years before I stopped attending regularly and none more so than Glastonbury.

As much as I enjoy the coverage it was hard not to notice how much the BBC loves to sell “Glasto” to us.  Over excited presenters spew enthusiasm about how great is to be there but they aren’t really there are they?  They are not sleeping in a tent that turns into a sauna after 10 am.  They are not sharing toilets with two hundred thousand people.  They are not walking several miles every day whilst fuelling their bodies with shit food at rip off prices.  But all of this can be worth it if the right act nails their set and sparks you off on a mad festival night time journey of adventure, I hope I have more of those in my future.

Controversy, shock horror!  It started with a band called Kneecap from NI who I’d not heard of until it all kicked off.  These lads obviously court controversy and all the free publicity will do them wonders.  We’ve seen it all before; Sex Pistols, Ozzy Osbourne, The Beastie Boys, Eminem and so on. The twat PM couldn’t keep out of it and the BBC were too scared to screen them but other bands didn’t waste the opportunity to speak out about Palestine.  Bob Vylan is a band I’m well aware of and I like them; aggressive, outspoken and intelligent.  The first Glastonbury speech is included below, make your own mind up.  Later in the set they chant “Death, death to the IDF” which goes up a whole notch but the overall message only reflects what a hell of a lot of ordinary people are thinking.

I’m not shocked or offended by what Bob Vylan did and said, I applaud them.  I am disgusted by the reaction.  I’m disgusted that people from any walk of life can show more outrage at a speech and a chant than they do the murder of children.  What is happening is what was once called “ethnic cleansing” but our leaders are cowards who want us to look the other way and anyone who demonstrates against it will be punished.  This offends me, makes me fucking furious.  The media has the gall to call this anti Semitism, it absolutely is not fuck off.  At times like this I’m reminded that most people are idiots, they haven’t worked out that politicians don’t really have their best interests at heart and they still believe their newspapers tell them the truth.  There is a large chunk of the population that believes this shit and this deliberate, state sponsored misinformation will have an effect.  As my kids would say; “What the actual fuck?”

Their generation are not so easily fooled, they don’t get their information from the traditional sources and move comfortably through this digital world while I am happily allowing it to drift beyond my comprehension.  My kids have studied the media and understand how it works far better than I did at the same age and with new technology they have already left us miles behind.  I can only hope their generation will not succumb to the herd mentality and they hold the right people to account for the crimes of the first quarter of this century.  Well I can hope.

First Test vs India

 England won toss and fielded which seemed questionable at the time and ridiculous by tea.  Two young Indian batsmen made excellent centuries but would they have survived Jimmy Anderson with the new ball?  With Woakes having a rare average day, apart from the captain our bowlers seemed toothless, lacking in skill and guile, which is concerning.

Day two - Are England back in the game?  They’d argue they were never out of it.  Josh Tongue inspired an Indian collapse of 7-41 but they still set an imposing target of 471.  Crawley was out early but England had a comfortable day with the bat and Pope silenced the likes of MVP with a ton.
I don’t dislike Michael Vaughan really but since entering the media he’s made a habit of talking bollocks.  His latest nugget being “Jasprit Bumrah is the best pace bowler of all time.”  Bumrah is without doubt an excellent cricketer but come on Vaughan, surely one attribute of a great fast bowler is the fitness and strength to play all five matches in a series if necessary?  Of the modern bowlers I think Rabada is the best but this could be bias because he reminds me of Malcolm Marshall who is the greatest I’ve seen.

Anyway, following this England continued to build a competitive total led by 99 from Brook and contributions from the tail got us within six of India’s total but I couldn’t help thinking with a bit of thought it could have been more.  India batted again and accumulated runs while England nabbed a couple of wickets
Day four saw excellent batting from Rahul and Pant who hit his second ton of the match and it looked like the game was swinging decisively towards India but after the centurions were out they collapsed again, 7 for 79 this time with Tongue picking up more wickets.  England survived until the end and had a target of 350 to chase on the fifth day.  This would have seemed impossible only a few years ago but not now, ridiculous as it seems I expect them to do it.
The fifth and final day, England’s openers set the perfect platform, Duckett was brilliant and England strolled to a five wicket win with Root unbeaten on 50+ at the end.

This isn’t even surprising any more, playing at home England have always been difficult to beat (since the nineties at least) but Stokes’ England only lose when they fuck it up for themselves.  At times we were only just hanging on in this match so to go out and win comfortably at the end is an awesome performance.  On this form England is without doubt the best test team in the world.  How will India go from here?  On the whole they played a decent match apart from collapses and dropped catches, maybe that was the difference between the teams?  I wonder how failing to defend 371 will affect the mind set for the rest of the series, this series may not be close, dare I say 5-0?